With two decades of experience as a copywriter, I’ve crafted engaging and informative content for a diverse variety of products. B2B, B2C, retail, lifestyleβI’ve covered it all. A self-taught individual with a versatile skill set, my expertise extends beyond copywriting to graphic design, video production, storytelling, startups and even programming/testing.
π§ Looking for an Emotionally Disengaged Word Technician?
- β’ The ability to smother bold ideas with an Amish-branded throw pillow?
- β’ A deep passion for saying absolutely nothingβin exactly 600 words?
- β’ A proven track record of sounding like a sentient toaster?
- β’ Comfortable working in a Slack thread titled
#copy-requests
with zero context? - β’ Talented at removing every trace of humanity from copy, leaving behind a pristine, vibe-free husk?
Chris Darrell
Intelligent Content Design.
Classic storytelling. Next-gen tech. Content without limits.
About Me βVideo Selection

Arbor Day
A short AI film about a paranoid suburban father suffering from dendrophobia who becomes convinced that a sentient tree is out to get him.
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An origami frog sets off for a day at the beach
This was my first attempt at animated motion. But a great example of a fun little video that blends creativity, cuteness and can now be made for pennies on the dollar.
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A man, desperate for social media recognition, thinks he found his golden ticket.
Simple 2D flash-style animation but a fun little story with a moral.
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Digital Media Strategy
In an era of machine-made media, volume is cheap. Distinction is priceless.
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Miracle Gummies
A punchy explainer that earns its place at the top of any product page
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Largest Tattoo Parlor on Earth
Certified Tattoo, straight out of Denver, employs more artists than any other shop worldwide. One of my favorite clients β and yes, Sarah McLachlan would absolutely approve.
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STORYTELLING
Finalist-level screenplay writer in Hollywood’s two biggest young talent development programsβWarner Brothers and Disney Fellowship. Privately coached by Emmy-Winning writer from Everybody Loves Raymond.

STARTUP FOUNDER
Leveraged creative, partnerships, industry influencers, and social media to build a multi-million-dollar success story with no investment, no marketing budget and almost solely organic growth.

FULL STACK PROGRAMMER
Graduate degree in computer science and coding background. HTML, JS, CSS on a developer level. Managed large software programs for companies like Fox Studios and Oracle.

2023 RESIDENT FOUNDER
Selected to collaborate with a group of 20 fellow founders to conceive and present innovative startup concepts to venture capitalists in Boulder, CO.