With two decades of experience, I’ve crafted engaging and informative content for a wide variety of products—B2B, B2C, retail, lifestyle. A self-taught professional with a versatile skill set, my expertise extends beyond copywriting to include graphic design, video production, storytelling, startups, and programming/testing.
Chris Darrell
Intelligent Content Design.
Classic storytelling. Next-gen tech. Content without limits.
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ABOUT ME
STORYTELLING
Finalist-level screenwriter in Hollywood’s two biggest young talent development programs—Warner Brothers and Disney Fellowship. Privately coached by Emmy-winning writer from Everybody Loves Raymond.
STARTUP FOUNDER
Startup Founder: I leveraged creativity, partnerships, industry influencers, and social media to build a multimillion-dollar success story—without investment, marketing budgets, and relying almost entirely on organic growth.
FULL STACK PROGRAMMER
Full-Stack Programmer: With a graduate degree in computer science and deep coding experience (HTML, JavaScript, CSS), I’ve managed large software initiatives for companies like Fox Studios and Oracle.
2023 RESIDENT FOUNDER
Selected to collaborate with a group of 20 fellow founders to conceive and present innovative startup concepts to venture capitalists in Boulder, CO.
🧠 Looking for an Emotionally Disengaged Word Technician?
- • The ability to smother bold ideas with an Amish-branded throw pillow?
- • A deep passion for saying absolutely nothing—in exactly 600 words?
- • A proven track record of sounding like a sentient toaster?
- • Comfortable working in a Slack thread titled
#copy-requestswith zero context? - • Talented at removing every trace of humanity from copy, leaving behind a pristine, vibe-free husk?
© 2023 Chris Darrell
