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• The ability to smother bold ideas with an Amish-branded throw pillow?
• A deep passion for saying absolutely nothing—in exactly 600 words?
• A proven track record of sounding like a sentient toaster?
• Comfortable working in a Slack thread titled #copy-requests with zero context?
• Talented at removing every trace of humanity from copy, leaving behind a pristine, vibe-free husk?

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Chris Darrell

Intelligent Content Design.

Classic storytelling. Next-gen tech. Content without limits.

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AI

AI-Assisted web design and video content

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Traditional Ad

The good old days of headlines, campaigns, copy

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Social Media

Fun, engaging content

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Strategy

Stop wasting money on paid ads

Movie Trailers

Video Selection

9:52

Arbor Day

A short AI film about a paranoid suburban father suffering from dendrophobia who becomes convinced that a sentient tree is out to get him.

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:30

An origami frog sets off for a day at the beach

This was my first attempt at animated motion. But a great example of a fun little video that blends creativity, cuteness and can now be made for pennies on the dollar.

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4:00

A man, desperate for social media recognition, thinks he found his golden ticket.

Simple 2D flash-style animation but a fun little story with a moral.

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2:00

Digital Media Strategy

In an era of machine-made media, volume is cheap. Distinction is priceless.

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:52

Miracle Gummies

A punchy explainer that earns its place at the top of any product page

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:52

Largest Tattoo Parlor on Earth

Certified Tattoo, straight out of Denver, employs more artists than any other shop worldwide. One of my favorite clients — and yes, Sarah McLachlan would absolutely approve.

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Full
AI
Studio

In the AI era, creativity has no boundaries. The transformative impact of storytelling is no longer constrained by budget.

Driven by a passion for innovation, I merge my craft with AI design to transform ideas into bold, boundary-defying creations. This fusion of art and technology unlocks storytelling possibilities like never before.

ABOUT ME

With two decades of experience as a copywriter, I’ve crafted engaging and informative content for a diverse variety of products. B2B, B2C, retail, lifestyle—I’ve covered it all. A self-taught individual with a versatile skill set, my expertise extends beyond copywriting to graphic design, video production, storytelling, startups and even programming/testing.

STORYTELLING

Finalist-level screenplay writer in Hollywood’s two biggest young talent development programs—Warner Brothers and Disney Fellowship. Privately coached by Emmy-Winning writer from Everybody Loves Raymond.

STARTUP FOUNDER

Leveraged creative, partnerships, industry influencers, and social media to build a multi-million-dollar success story with no investment, no marketing budget and almost solely organic growth.

FULL STACK PROGRAMMER

Graduate degree in computer science and coding background. HTML, JS, CSS on a developer level. Managed large software programs for companies like Fox Studios and Oracle.